As a model and part-time mum I have to watch my figure.
That's why, when another bolt of off-white mouthwash is hitting the back of my throat, I have to keep an eye on just how much I'm consuming.
It's 15 calories a go, so if I reach 20 or more, I could be in danger of piling on the pounds.
My tip for anyone who finds themselves in the same situation is, save the pipe of meths until after, then make sure you have so much (on top of the usual crack, dope, skag and charlie) that you inevitably puke yourself inside-out.
Voila! A hefty technicolour yawn of stringy man-paste that you can use as a handy lubricant!
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