Saturday, February 23, 2008

to lube or not to lube

often when i've got three or four fellas nuts-deep in my kipper I think, 'I can almost feel some friction.'

And that's when a young girl's thoughts can turn to lube.

In theory, nature can provide but if, like me, you're at the thick end of half a pound of crack, things tend to get a little crispy down below.

So reach for the nearest source of moisture.

For me, that's almost always another juicy wanger.

Simply add it to to whatever's already inside and wait until if proffers its creamy tribute. The resulting explosion can give you the sluicing you require.

Happy fucking!

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